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SBF is writing a memoir while in prison

According to Forbes, former cryptocurrency billionaire SBF, who is currently serving a 25-year sentence for fraud at the Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) in Brooklyn, has begun writing his memoir. Forbes saw some of these chapters ahead of time, perhaps because SBF had not yet fully adapted to his new reality, writing in a style like Jane Goodall's account of life with chimpanzees or Victorian ethnologists observing exotic cultures. "Most people become introverts," SBF writes, referring to other inmates. "They fight over a banana." Other chapters focus on more mundane matters, like his struggle for a pillow. "I lost my pillow tonight. So tonight I propped my head up with a towel and prison uniform. It didn't work, and my neck was already hurting," he writes.